metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

image

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building